i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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