why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
