when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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