Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.