4 words: hood of his car
they're like a gay fantastic four
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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