I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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