If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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