I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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