He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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