i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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