Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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