he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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