This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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