haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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