she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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