I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
