His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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