All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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