All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I could make wine with my vomit
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I'm really busy with my period
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