i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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