i love accidental penises.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
His hands were made for my vagina.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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