thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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