Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm bleeding and have questions
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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