i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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