question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the day after is always just damage control
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
