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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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