all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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