He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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