Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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