you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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