My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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