I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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