should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Randomize
