So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
