i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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