K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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