the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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