You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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