Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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