you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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I love having hate sex.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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