You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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