Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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