It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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