I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
No subtext here. People are naked.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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