We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
it hurts more in the daytime
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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