I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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