He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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