Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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