i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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