i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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