his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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