Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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