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• (434): View more from Virginia

  did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.

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• (619): View more from California

  We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"

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• (850): View more from Florida

  your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.

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• (585): View more from New York

  He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  What bar did i puke in last night

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  by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on

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• (209): View more from California

  Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  this hospital has no fireball

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?

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• (716): View more from New York

  I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.

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