how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito