where am i from again
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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