OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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