I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
