I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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